Why I am not pregnant....

I went to the dermatologist this morning because my mom had an apt and couldnt make it so she made me take it. I was sitting in the waiting room trying to create a script that I would say to the Dr when he asks why I am in today. I kept asking myself, "why am i here again?" Well I went in and he removed the big sick mole on my forehead and then had him take a look at some "skin problems" I've been having on my neck, back, and arms. He then begins to tell me that it could be because my hormones are going crazy and my body is asking me "why are you not pregnant?". Haha. I was a little bit in shock and it was a little hilarious but mostly just classic. Yes, I'm 23 and not pregnant. Sorry body.

After years of expensive education,a car full of books and anticipation, I’m an expert on Shakespeare and that’s a heck of a lot but the world don't need scholars as much as I thought. Maybe I'll go travelling for a year,finding myself or start a career. I could work for the poor though I’m hungry for fame. we all seem so different but we're just the same. Maybe I'll go to the gym, so I don't get fat, aren't things more easy with a tight six pack? Who knows the answers? Who do you trust? I can't even separate love from lust. Maybe I’ll move back home and pay off my loans, working nine to five answering phones. Don't make me live for my friday nights, drinking eight pints and getting in fights. I don't want to get up, just let me lie in, leave me alone, I'm a twenty something. Maybe I'll just fall in love that could solve it all, philosophers say that that’s enough, there surely must be more. Love ain’t the answer nor is work, the truth eludes me so much it hurts. But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key, I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.

Confessions of a Shopaholic

Ok I went in to Gap today and almost started to cry. I LOVE THE GAP!!! I really do. I dont know how this happened but I am broke and can not afford to buy clothes but I REALLY WANT THESE. You guys, I really am addicted to shopping and clothes. I just love clothes so much I could die. Just die. Thats not normal. Its like a sin, I need to repent. But for now, I will just break another commandment and covet these garments.
I just love these clothes. If you are wondering what to buy me for christmas or halloween or thanksgiving or unbirthday present, I will happily accept these. Please and thank you.

Calling London

This is London. The most beautiful city in the world I'm convinced. Its gorgeous. I love the streets, the cars, the shops, the people, the weather, the plays, the shopping, EVERYTHING. If it wasnt to expensive I would move there right now. I've been remined recently how much i love the fall weather and in London its fall weather ALL YEAR LONG!

I mean really, look how cute this little street is. I just want to move into a little flat in that building. I could teach all day in school then at night I can go shopping, go to plays, hit on hot british men. Ah thats the life. After I graduate. Only a year and a half to go....